Melodious OLDIES

GARDEN OF FLOTUS (2017)
Late at night Michelle and Barack Are looking for carrots In the pale moonlight
They roll around  On the garden ground
Gazing at the stars that they have found
In Michelle’s Garden In Michelle’s Garden A nightingale jubilee  A nightingale jubilee
The moon is cresting  A nightingale jubilee  A nightingale jubilee
Surrounded in arousal In a garden of basil The POTUS and the FLOTUS Plant themselves in a bushel 
He said How can you explain all the troubles in my brain
She said To this nervous fellow  in the flowerbed Dont let it go  to your head to your head
I’ll store my seeds And save the bees Whisper me the codes  To the nukes please
She said Don’t let it go  to your head  to your head  we’ll just stay in this flowerbed
Then winter came and froze All they had composed When it came  everything changed
You can't change  Whats chosen
You can't choose  what changes
You can't change  those choices
You can't chose  Whats chosen
You can't choose  what changes
You can't change  what change “is”
And along came  a change a liar, a stranger,  a salamander
He said Don't be so classified There's no where to hide I'll spray pesticide on your backside
Im a salamander Who likes to gerrymander Im a salamander Who likes to gerrymander Im a salamander Who likes to gerrymander
Michelle said I revere all things that are here  I'm a Flower lover A lover of flowers But now you have power
She said Mr Odorless Don't strut so Odorous
A bushel of mint and you have no sense Of the odor or  its scent
You grow a bitter weed Dont you misled Its your fault that I store my seedlings in a safety vault
In a Seed Bank At the World Bank
After I leave, What will you do  with all these seeds?
Will you take care of  all these weeds?  Will you take care  of all these weeds?
As they grow  As they grow
The moon is cresting  A nightingale jubilee  A nightingale jubilee

LIFE IN THE SHOWER (2017)
Will someone feed me while I’m taking a shower?
I’m ordering food while I’m taking a shower
I’m learning  Mandarin in the shower in the shower
I'm using Duolingo In the shower In the shower
Im taking  the GRE in the shower in the shower
I’m making homemade pastas in the shower in the shower
I’m drinking negronis in the shower in the shower
Im watching  Fawlty Towers In the shower In the shower
I’m getting  LASAK Surgery in the shower in the shower 
My wife is reading  JK Rowlings to our kids again
The inky showerhead Is dripping on my head
it drips and drops  down on my forehead it drips on down to my lightning bolt again
She’s reading   Charlotte’s Web In our shower bed
The book is read My head is shed  The nair is there No more hair there
My hair drips and drops  down to the drain it drips on down  on the spiders again
Don't use conditioner on my head I use neutrogena all day instead
I wake up and smell  my T-Gel I wake up and smell  that T-Gel smell
Ruba Duba Dub An old man in the tub
Ruba Duba Dub An old man staying young

The shower is my home I stay in the shower
I’ve been in the shower for days and weeks
I’ve been in the shower while I sleep
Year after year I'm still here
Year after year  I learn to persevere
I live forever in the fountain of the shower
I live forever in the fountain of the forever

BEAMED IN COOPERSTOWN (2016) 
I'll drive my car, I'll drive my stake straight through the heart  The heart of your state
This is your  Your New York  Your New York State
Lets get away Let's get around Let's get away To Cooperstown
The leaves are all over (all on) the ground Its a autumn day in Cooperstown 
Visit your hometown Visit your birthplace The Baseball Hall of Fame And my gravesite  at home plate
Baseball commissioner Please usher me in Oh dear umpire Please let her in
Vaseline spitball  and and cork in the bat you swing and miss  getting stabbed in the back
Mouthfuls of dip  And headful of dab Want to meet your mom and dad
Beamed in the face and beamed in the heart you swing and miss Right from the start
Lets get away Let's get around Let's get away To Cooperstown
The leaves are all over (all on) the ground Its a autumn day in Cooperstown  
Visit your hometown Visit your birthplace The Baseball Hall of Fame And my gravesite  at home plate
Cacooooo Cacooooo Cacooooo
Ca-coopers Cooperstown 
If you build it  I will run I have been here very long
Ive been in town Ive been around
Please don’t take your eye  off the ball I'm just a outfield ghost That is all
You struck me out and im dead 3strikes 3strikes You beam me in the head
Lets get away Let's get around Let's get away To Cooperstown
The leaves are all over (all on) the ground Its a autumn day in Cooperstown  
Visit your hometown Visit your birthplace The Baseball Hall of Fame And my gravesite  at home plate
To Cooperstown To Cooperstown To Cooperstown 
It downright Weighs you down when i go  Uptown Uptown
Upstate Uptown To Cooperstown

LEMMINGS OF THE FAIRWAYS (2016)
aThese Scotsmen golf-ers abound all around Watching the lemmings going down
My dear lemming How do you carry on feeling like a slinky
My dear lemming How do you carry on feeling like a slinky
You are just a dripping You are just a dropping  You are just a dripping dropping Lemming
Sitting on your hands when you intend  to follow those  headwinds to the aching ocean
The pain must feel  like claymation in the aching ocean
Lemming got caught In the queue Lemming got captured In my Rescue
On the grand old concourse  of Galloway I'm the catcher  of the fairways
Im your caddie Your my friend, Dont go down At the very end
I'm the catcher of the fairways I can catch lemmings who part ways
Nobody beats me down Like the lemming boss The master of all lemming thought
Avoid the Duffers who swing Calloways Avoid the Duffers At Galloway
Avoid the Blockheads who swing at golfballs Avoid the Blockheads And dodge the goofballs
I nurse lemmings All over The sand pits  Of the white cliffs of Dover
Im your caddie Your my friend, Dont go down At the very end

ANARCHIST AND THE BANKER (2016) 
A banker in boots An anarchist in furs The caaaat is a repooorter  at Thompsons Reuters
A banker in the boots Sucks his grape fa fa fruit
An anarchist in furs Is his fuzzy chauffeur
The caaaat is a repooorter  at Thompsons Reuters The cat is a reporter of  financial news
The Feline Newsy feeling Kinda Newsy Dribbling on flyers signs for Homebuyers 
Do you have the newsiest blues Or nosiest knowledge? Do you have the newsiest blues     Or nosiest knowledge?

A kat a kat a kat kat kat A kat a kat a kat kat kat A kat a kat a kat kat kat An Anarchist An Anarchist  An Anarchist An Anarchist  A K kitty kitty 6 Feeling very catty On CNBC
Kitty Kat  Anarchist and Capitalist Coexist A kitty kitty kat  And the Anarchist The CNBC KIT KIT Kitty
During the repression of the aughts During your recession of 08 Do you remember  finding love on wall street?
She occupies your Wall Street And occupies your mind She occupies your heartache And occupies your time
You Zillionaire Silver Dandy Should beware and be ready A silver zillionaire Should always be aware  of the anarchist catsitter Who will loot your timeshare
This catsitter is careless Your realtor is restless
A kitty kitty kat  A kat kat kat An Anarchist An Anarchist

DAVINCI EROTICA (2016)
DaVinci Erotics studying the physics Of the thrust Of the thrust
DaVinci Erotics studying the anatomy  Of an erotic lobotomy
The master draftsmen Has an admiration for muscular  oooperation
The master draftsmen has a fetish  For wrinkled flesh a special prowess 
Why’s he so obsessed With his special maquette? He is so obsessed With his favorite puppet
Sawdust, chocolate and wood curls
Chopped wooden sex props
In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop
DaVinci Erotica Basilica Dildonica Basilica Dildonica
Recursive scribbles < Upside down devices Sexual harnesses 69ing and flying  Swinging and hanggliding
Devices so divisive  So dastardly They might kill someone very sexy  Deviance so deadly So kinetic  It might just fuck you It might just fuck you
a pulleyed fucking machine a titillating guillotine  for the sensual woody figurine
Sawdust, chocolate and wood curls
Chopped wooden sex props
In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop
DaVinci Erotica Basilica Dildonica
In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop In Leonardo’s Wooden Puppetshop
With chopped wooden sex props
Sensual Gallows Sexual Billows And Reproductive Organs 
If organs were engineered underneath Leonardo's beard A sex gadget tableaux For the sex geek Leonardo
Leonardo Leonardo
DaVinci Erotics DaVinci Erotics DaVinci Erotics

HAPPY HOUR MAN (2016)
A man in sales A man in sales A man in sales A man in sales Sales Sales Sales  Sell Sell Sell
After work Father in a bar  Late at night  after dark
Happy hour man who makes his art after a Workday  that was hard
Happy hour man who makes his art out of his  business cards
Happy hour father in a bar  Happy hour man after dark

And then goes out Every fortnight  around the town Around the sites
Twistings of beer labels  And doodles On cocktail napkins  He places and twists  spindles Like ritualistic  riddles hidden in gardens and midnight alleyways
After work Father in a bar  Late at night  after dark
He masters his craft He masters his art  at the bar  After dark
Happy hour man who makes his art out of his  business cards
Happy hour father in a bar  Happy hour man after dark
Traditional toastings Customary twistings  A drunken dawdle On his walk home A drunken man So inspired So alone A drunken man  so downtrodden

A man in sales A man in sales Sales Sales Sell Sell Sell
On the Walk Home The Walk Walk Walk Home On the Walk Walk Walk Home On the Loooooong Walk Home

MIRROR PEOPLE (2016)
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Who will enumerate all those  caught in the  Mirrorworlds Mirrorworlds  Mirrorworlds
Us us us The U.S. us us us us The US Census Hatches us and our impersonators
They’re using data From a random  name number generator
Whoosh 
My eyes gaze back And my gaze gets eye tracked Avoid all  all eye contact In the mirror worlds
I'm a  I'm a security analyst Binge watching your mirage In backrooms of your mirror image
Dont suck me down your hatch or take back my feedback batch
Dont suck me down Dont suck me down Dont suck me down Dont suck me down your hatch or take back my feedback batch
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Who will enumerate all those  caught in the  mirrorworlds? Mirrorworlds Mirrorworlds  Mirrorworlds
In case you disappear I think your shadow should appear  in a mirror world Mirrorworlds Mirrorworlds  Mirrorworlds
In case of piracy,  I think you Should avoid  this mimicry Try to get some privacy In this mirrorworld Mirrorworlds Mirrorworlds  Mirrorworlds
Whoosh I wish I knew How to vanish
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Mirror mirror on the wall  Who will get to count them all?
Who will enumerate all those  caught in the  mirrorworlds? Mirrorworlds Mirrorworlds  Mirrorworlds
Whoosh I wish I knew How to vanish
Whoosh I wish I knew How to vanish
We’re a mirror We’re a mirror We’re a mirror We’re a mirror
Its a  census Its a  census Its a  census
Us us us

THANKSGIVING GENIE (2011)
I sucked on my breast and stacked my chin on my chest Stuffed my head with stuffing Until I was possessed I sucked on my stain and spit it into a fan Out popped some gravy then a napkin I sucked on that gravy and spit it in the lamp Out popped a genie then he eat my yams
Applenuts and freckled gourdes Glazed hams and acorns Pumpkins and Stuffing Stuffed hens and ducklings
A toast to the harvest And to our guest A toast to the genie On our day of rest
"What do you wish?" So he says The genie joined our feast And wore his fez
What do you wish What do you want What do you wish and What do you want
What doyou wish What doyou wish What do you wish and What do you want 
There are 3 wishes to this wishbone There are 3 wishes to this wishbone There are 3 wishes There are 3 wishes There are 3 wishes to this wishbone
Applenuts and freckled gourdes Glazed hams and acorns Pumpkins and Stuffing Stuffed hens and ducklings A toast to the harvest And to our guest A toast to the genie On our day of rest
"What do you wish?" So he says The genie joined our feast And wore his fez
The Geenie Geenie Geenie The Geenie of the Gravy The Geenie Geenie Geenie The Geenie of the Gravy The Geenie of the Gravy The Geenie of the Gravy The Geenie of the Gravy
There are 3 wishes There are 3 wishes 3 wishes to this wishbone to this wishbone
I ate the gravy I ate the gravy (repeat) I ate the geenie I ate the geenie I ate the geenie (repeat) I ate the geenie
"What do you wish?" So he says The genie joined our feast And wore his fez He wore his fez Yes He wore his fez  And pardoned the turkey I ate the geenie And pardoned the turkey
I ate the gravy I ate the gravy (repeat) I ate the geenie I ate the geenie (repeat) "Hey Genie Tell it like it is" "What I wish" So he says "Is for you to be gracious" On your holiday

THE LITTLE ADVENTURERS KIDS CLUB (2010)
Hello little sick boys and girls Would you like to see entrancing worlds? If you would, then get your gear I will take you to these new frontiers. Allow me to be your master Allow me to be your guide I am Sam the Porcupine We'll meet at the mural We'll meet on floor #nine Better be ready To step inside We'll meet at the mural We'll meet at the hub The Little Adventurers Kids Club
The Little Adventurers Kids Club The Little Adventurers Kids Club The mural is a portal At the Children's Hospital The mural is a portal At the Children's Hospital
Pack your compass Get your canteens Don’t forget to Pack your vaccines Pack your flares Get your flint Don't forget to get  your tent Pack your juicebox Get your packs Pack your packs with lots of snacks We'll meet at the mural We'll meet at the hub The Little Adventurers Kids Club
The Little Adventurers Kids Club The Little Adventurers Kids Club The mural is a portal At the Children's Hospital The mural is a portal At the Children's Hospital
Join me on this Journey Join me on this  Quest Join me on this journey To the Rain Forest We'll go to the Jungle We'll take a River Ridei Hit the Rapids and then Capsize We'll escape the Volcano
We'll get stuck in quicksand While escaping the islanders In their island land We'll meet at the mural We'll meet at the hub The Little Adventurers Kids Club
The Little Adventurers Kids Club

CHAD AND BELLA (2010)
I crave you  you crave me Why can’t we   start a cupcake company?
Make my day Touch my lips Brush me brush with your finger tips
Licorish and sex Lets go for it Tweet me tweet me Lickety split
Your so fresh I'm day old Take me take me Before I grow mold
Bella Bella You stole all my nutella I'm so sad I don't wanna be Chaaad
Chad & Bella Chad & Bella Why can't we Start a sweethearts emporium?
You’re so brave at making me cakes I just wanna eat cupcakes
Here she comes, The hard-to-please lady Baking my cupcakes Driving me crazy
I crave you  you crave me Why can’t we  start a cupcake company?
Make my day At a bakesale Take me take me Before I go stale
Licorish and sex Lets go for it Brush me brush with your finger tips
Your so fresh I'm day old Take me take me Before I grow mold
Hurry hurry! I'm going go away Get in the oven Become a pastry
Sweet sweet Bella My name is Sadboy Chad And I don't know how Things got so bad
Can one adore delights so sweet so sweet and candied after my tragedy tweets
Sweet sweet Bella My name is Sadboy Chad And I don't know how Things got this bad
Bella Bella You stole all my nutella I'm so sad I don't wanna be Chad
Chad & Bella Chad & Bella Why can't we Start a sweethearts emporium?
You’re so brave at making me cakes I just wanna eat cupcakes
Here she comes, The hard-to-please lady Baking my cupcakes Driving me crazy

MRI (2010)
Why oh why? Why are you making me go Into this hole?
Put me in the MRI Machine Ignore my love while you stare at the screen
Disregard my pain While you examine my brain?
I can't help but feel That my heart is concealed I wear this lead vest Cause its too hard to confess How I get so in love and How I get so depressed
You start to talk And its hard to breath I stop to talk In a position to sneeze Well I tell you I love you And then you  screams!

SNOWBILLS AT THE FARMDORM (2009)
So I throw on my bathrobe and go outsiiiide aaaand Hide my gas bills in the snow So I throw on my bathrobe And go outsiiiide aaaand Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Hide my gas bills in the snow Lets walk around the block To get off the grid I put off my snowbills until the spring Ya-I don’t let the sun meeelt The snow on my paaymeeents Ya-I don’t let the sun meeelt The snow on my paaymeeents Ya-I don’t let the sun meeelt The SNOHOHOHW Sna-no!-snow-snow-snow-snow-snow…. …Snow SNOHOHOHW SNOHOHOHW Sna-no!-snow-snow-snow-snow-snow…. I go outside and hide My gas bills In the Sa-no Sa-no Sa-no Sa-no Sa-no-snow-snow Snow-snow-snow But the gas Keeps us warm In our dorm On the farm In a dorm on a farm At a farm in a dorm At the farm dorm Yeah at the farm dorm We’re in so much debt The debt collectors Want us dead

BREAD AND CHILI (2009)
I wanna make some chili chili I wanna make some chili Mommy's little baby loves shortning, shortning, Mommy's little baby loves shortning bread. Mommy's little baby loves shortning, shortning, Mommy's little baby loves shortning bread. Bread and chili And crackers and cookies Whats the difference between Crackers and Crackers and Crackers and cookies The Leprechaun stole my spicy little treats I sinned the dog (I) pee all day Pawawapapapaeeee all day

WARRIOR PRINCESS (2009) 
Look on down towards the ultrasound It’s the son you’ve never seen before! So lies in the red, in the morning time Because back in time there was oh I know I know! I heard it so! Because there was a sleeper, was a friend And he liked it yeah And he liked it yeah After he’s born Make him like a girl After he’s born Make him like a girl After he’s born Make him like a girl Then turn her Into warrior Then turn her Into warrior Then turn her Into warrior Turn your little Buddha Into Your little girl Turn your little girl Into A warrior She’s  a warrior princess She was a little Buddha She’s a princess, She was a Buddha
Its the dawning of a new age The little buddha has arrived

JETLAG (2008)
I’m laying in the basement Don’t when the sunset My master checks my pulse At the end of the day I get tucked away My master gives me more speed At the end of the week, I try to sleep Blind in a bean bag seat Its 12 oh oh, Daddio I gotta go go go I got no shadows Now when I sleep I grind my teeth Grinding my teeth In my sleep IIIIIt wakes me up When I hear A hair Growing in my ear IIII’m grinding my teeth Grinding my teeth Grinding my teeth In my sleep IIIIIt wakes me up When I hear A hair Growing in my ear I’m laying in the beanbag insane with Jetlag I don’t know where I’ll go When I’m awaken I will be taken To a different  timezone My eyes’ll be blinded Because they are binded By clumps Of sleepcrust Its 12 oh oh, Daddio I gotta go go go I got no sha-sha-shadows The Jetlag of Master Daddio

REVOLUTION MAMA (2008)
What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? What do we want our family to say? Come on Lets go on a Revolution Mama, Come on Lets go on a Revolution Mama, Revolution Mama Revolution Mama Lets go on a Revolution! Do onto others as they do to you! We are sick and tired of the status quo, We want a dog So he can protect our home! We are sick and tired Of our cheating daddies! Our family needs more rights! Our family needs more rights! Our family needs more rights! Our family needs more rights! Our family needs more rights! Our neighborhood needs more sidewalks more carpools more parks more trees Come on Lets go on a Revolution Mama, Come on Lets go on a Revolution Mama, Revolution Mama Revolution Mama Lets go on a Revolution! Do onto others as they do to you!

CRAMPY IN THE BOG (2007)
I’m laying on a log In a radioactive fog I’m struggling to evolve In a nuclear bog I’m sniffling on slugs, snuggling wet dogs I’m struggling to evolve In a nuclear bog Its hot, it’s humid What the heck am I doing? Snuggle until Our eyes fill Up with dewy tears Dribbling down in our slick and sweating skins Snuggle until cramping occurs

LARGE HADRON COMPANY (2007)
We’re all living in a neurosphere We’re all living in a neurosphere With the wireless waves Passing through our brains Integrate all brains All telepathic brains Particle accelerator utility At the Large Hadron Company With the primordial ooze Passing through our drains Integrate all drains All black hole drains The sun is the heart The earth is a brain The sun is the heart The earth is a brain We’re all living in a neurosphere We’re all living in a neurosphere When the earth is going towards the sun Towards that opening at its core The earth will mutate into a soul A wireless brainwave that’s the goal Particle accelerator utility At the Large Hadron Company

WASTE OF SPACE (2007)
Drifting cosmic trails of trash Drifting cosmic trails of trash Drifting cosmic trails of trash You better swerve around them Cause you’re going too fast Gobs of blood going through space Gobs of blood going through space Gobs of blood going through space You better swerve around them Before you go to a better place I’m surfing on blood I’m surfing around waste I catch a wave While I race through space Germs germs germs Germys germ germs Drifting cosmic trails of trash Drifting cosmic trails of trash Drifting cosmic trails of trash Better swerve around them Cause you’re going too fast Germs germs germs Germys germ germs Globs of blood going through space Globs of blood going through space Globs of blood going through space Better swerve around them Before you go to a better place I’m surfing on blood I’m surfing around waste I catch a wave While I race through space Whats all this hubble about? Whats all this hubble about? Germs germs germs Germys germ germs Looking at germs Looking through a lense Point this telescope At the germs I defend I’m surfing on blood I’m surfing around waste I catch a wave While I race through space

SPOPPIN ON 9TH (2007)
Shake that Shake that Shake that change Shake it up and down Shake it all around Shake that Shake that Shake that change Shake it up and down Shake it all around Twisting your feet While you’re spopping down the street (Repeat 3 times) Counterfeit your cash With the pennies in the trash Spending all your dough At the Dollar Store Counterfeit your cash With the pennies in the trash Spending all your dough At the Dollar Store When you’re down in the alley You start to dilly dally You say you ‘wanna try fasting’ While you’re picking through a trashcan You’re not bringing home the bread But you are spending all your dough If you want Italian dinner Counterfeit dinero Spopping, twisting, Twisting, spopping (Nicks keyboard part repeats 4 times) Counter-counterfeit Counter-counterfeit Counter-counterfeit Counterfeit your cash Counterfeit your cash With the pennies in the trash Spending all your dough At the Dollar Store Counter-counterfeit Counter-counterfeit Counter-counterfeit Counterfeit your cash Counterfeit your cash With the pennies in the trash Spending all your dough At the Dollar Store

COPSTOP (2007)
I was driving all night I was driving all night I was driving round town I was driving round town I was driving real fast I was driving real far I was driving real fast In a solar car I saw a cop And then he said stop He pulled me over And then we talked He said you’re under arrest For not having enough gas He said you’re under arrest For not having enough gas So I tried to bribe him With a carbon credit I tried to bribe him With a carbon credit I tried to bribe him With a carbon credit…. …Cop Stop Cop Stop Cop Stop Cop Stop Cop Stop Cop Stop

WETWARE (2007)
I wanna put mosquitos onto your body Watch the mostquitos bite your body Smush the mosquitos all over your body How are your nerves? Oh how are your nerves? How are your ner ne ner nernenernenananana You and me We’re under the fleas So lets agree That we’re gonna be Smearing uh Bacteria All over these Blobs of software Lets smear some Software on some Software on your Software on your WOOOOOOOUUNNNDDS! Wetwaaaaare Wetwaaaare Wetwetwet wetware Wuwawuwawetware WETWAAARE WETWAAARE Wetware Wetware Wuwawuwawetware I wanna put mosquitos onto your body Watch the mostquitos bite your body Smush the mosquitos all over your body I wanna kiss you I wanna be a man I’m trying be the best that I can I wanna pore trash on your rash I wanna put (push?) your rash to my rash You and me We’re under the fleas So lets agree That we’re gonna be Smearing uh Bacteria All over these Blobs of software Lets smear some Software on some Software on your Software on your…..

LEE HARVEY ORWELL (2007)
Alls well that ends well Alls well that ends well Alls well that ends well Alls well that ends well Alls well that ends well Alls well that ends well Oswalds Oswalds Oswalds Oswalds Uzi Uzi Uzi Oh well oh well, Oswald killed Orwell Oh well oh well Oswald killed… Orson Welles He’s Dead! At the sign At the sign At the Hollywood sign Was-he was-he was-he was it because? What a crime What a crime at nighttime Was-he was-he was-he was it because? They slayed him on his sleigh With an uzi they say Was-he was-he was-he was it because? In Hollywood, USA In Hollywood, USA In Hollywood, USA In Hollywood, USA In Hollywood, USA In Hollywood, USA At the sign At the sign At the Hollywood sign But Ed Wood was there To steal his sleigh He rode it down the hill and got away Rosebud Rosebud Rosebud Rosebud Rosebud Rosebud

BAGS (2006)
I hate Bags Plastic Bags What a waste What a drag I'm so mad Mad at Bags I hate Bags Plastic Bags You are smart You are strong Use your brain Use your braun Use your brain You are smart Use your strength You are strong Doesn't your home feel cluttered? Don't your streets feel littered? Its those stink'n bags Those plastic bags

KETCHUPY MISSILE (2006)
Caught a missile Catsup missile Threw it in a pillow Put the nuke In the nyquil The nyquil In the nuke The war in the bedroom Bedhead in a war Warhead in a bed Peace only happens when You are asleep or dead